Real Russians go wild in homemade sex video!

Oh dear lord, my poor heart can't handle all this smut on the internet! Back in my day, we didn't have these "realrussianssex" nonsense! And what in tarnation is a "cumshot" and "butt"?

I won't dare go any further reading about this "homemade sex video"! These young sluts and couple, for that matter, need to stop putting their business out there for all the world to see! It's indecent, that's what it is.

I'll stick to my knitting and crossword puzzles, thank you very much.